HERE COMES THE WINDOW CLEANER:

Good mornin’,
Good mornin’,
You’re in early,
Had a rough night?

Went down the O2,
It’s like a cinema,
I was up & down like a yo-yo,
I went & stood in the bar,
Watched from the corner,
Everybody kept asking me to move,
But I said,
“Sorry mate, you wouldn’t want me sittin’ next to you with all this
drink in me. I’d be up & down like a yo-yo!”
So I stood at the bar,
On the corner,
Watching,

Six quid a pint!
I done a ton!
I reckon they’re all on something mate,

If you think about it,
In two weeks time,
It’ll all be over,
Christmas,
It’ll all be over,

It’s actually been one’ve them years this year,
It’s all been stag dos & piss-ups,
My life revolves around stag dos & piss-ups,

See ya later mate,
It’ll all be over in two weeks.

Listening to Nigeria Special

(K)