AT PARKING BAY:

Where have you been?
Where are you going?
Paid twice for the ticket,
Stuck in traffic,
Are you massive?

It’s a balancing act,
Better late than never,
What’s in the bag?
What’s the film about?
The Sale goes on,

How big are you now?
You must be enormous,
Have you got three bedrooms or two?
I want a garage,
Free from confusion.

(K)