FRIEND:

Crow flies down to the side of the road,
Just as a Black car stops to watch a zebra crossing

(K)

ROYALTY:

I was in a good mood on account of the rain,
So I flipped a coin and followed it

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BANQUET:

We’re all out of what you like,
Would you like something else?

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KING AN QUEEN:

I had the wrong shoes on,
Coming down the fire escape,
There was no fire,
And I wasn’t escaping

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BAD HIDING:

Today I met a woman who thought she was a garden,
The aromas of Summer in full bloom,
It was raining,
It was Autumn,
She was the only sweet smell

(K)

BRICK DOG:

Today I saw a man who knows my name,
Talking to a woman in a supermarket,
I’ve only just remembered how I know him,
I’m glad I didn’t say ‘Hello’

(K)

WOODEN BIRD:

“I like weather” I said,
“I know” said the man behind the counter,
“And you know I don’t!”

(K)