DID YOU STEAL THAT BAND? (2):

 

I put an add in the local paper, but got no response. 

Alf knew a lad at college who played guitar (he thought), 

we paid him a visit. The guy was a little unprepared to 

impress us with his skill & charm & when he’d fished his 

guitar out from behind the sofa it was some cheap copy 

of something that was meant to resemble something else 

with a dressing gown chord (& tassels) for a strap. He did, 

however know some people in the countryside who had an 

entire village Hall in their garden where we could practise, 

so he was in!

 

(K)