SILENT FACES:

Imagined,
Where are you?
Dressed in what?
It’s horrible!
No it’s not!
Love boots pulled by magnets

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DOES YOUR DOG HAVE A NAME?:

It’s cold,
It’s hot,
Butter,
No egg,
No breaking the key lizard,
Butterfly’s wings,
What’s wrong?

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IT’S RAINING BELLS:

A kiss,
A letter,
Run!
Didn’t I do the right thing?

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CHOCOLATE BROWNIE:

Quarter strawberry,
Boat of mint,
Sea of icecream,
No pork,
Just beef

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I’LL TAKE YOU FOR PIZZA:

Express yourself,
In torn leatherette,
It was perfect,
When there was money

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PARENTAL VISIT:

Silver haired fathers,
Ignore teenage daughters,
Talking into hands,
On a big night out

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EVERYTHING I NEED:

Barks like a dog,
Covered in stripes,
Scanned with a camera to see what’s inside

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TRY IT FREE FOR TWO MONTHS:

Tins of crayons,
Wipe ‘em clean,
Don’t know where they’ve been

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OUT OF THE COLD:

XL zebra woman talks to her hand,
Eating pizza with the other,
Daughter and Mother,
It’s in your jeans,
What do you want?
What have you got?
Know what I mean?

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PLASTIC HORSE COME IN THREES:

Mothers count backwards,
Threaten errant sons,
Pay station’s on the first floor,
Dancing girl in a paper hat,
Howling boy rides a mechanical chair

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