DRAMA:

She drank too much, ended up in hospital again. 
He moved out, no, he didn’t move, he’s on my sofa. 
Both of them are in love with their drama.
He’s in love with himself & her. 
She’s in for 4 months, it’s a kind of a true love story.
He’s a little star, she’s a sad chicken, a strange sort of goose,
she wants a baby.
He’s jealous, but he’ll probably give in. 
It’s a kind of true love story, rough as a robber’s dog. 

(K)