UP THE WOODEN HILL:

Chaos concealed in lies,
Double wrapped for freshness,
Smiles with closed eyes,

Security pass,
Happy face photograph,
Barcode ribbon around the neck,

Escape with arms open wide,
Flicks fast through the news,
With offensive footwear,

This is the Black show,
This is the Brown shoes,
Bad comfortable trousers,

This are the fingers,
These are the messages,
Rescued from captivity,

A cheeky glance,
A mystery bag,
Safety,
Security,

Beards,
Oh my god!
Are you still here?

(K)