Saturday 20th July

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BACK IN 68:
 
Back in ’68 £8 10s secured me ownership of a shiny red 
Futurama II electric guitar, with a whammy-bar my Dad had
re-built by the guys in the tool room at the carpet factory, 
adorned with a little bulbous end he made himself out of 
a scrap of perspex. It sat in the corner of my bedroom, in 
the new house we’d moved to, a brand new semi situated on 
the new estate which used to be one of the cherry orchards 
our town was famous for. It had three individual bedrooms, 
something we’d dreamed of for years, which afforded the luxury 
of some privacy at night & allowed me my own space & time 
to develop a fear of the dark. Shiny Red rested in a corner 
between old toothless Black & the new one with the nylon strings 
I’d picked out at Woolworth for my tenth Christmas. 
The electric came with it’s own carry bag in tartan plastic 
which I’d stuffed beneath the bed so as not to diminish 
the impact of all that fabulous uplifting Red-ness when mates 
came round to listen to records.
 
(K) 

Friday 19th July

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ALL THAT GLITTERS:
 
When I was ten, Dad decided it was time for me to 
get serious about playing guitar & enrolled me with 
a tutor just up the road from the guru’s house. 
This was in pre-guru times, before he turned up as 
the travelling salesman & before the boys in the year 
above got wind of my ability to hold down a few 
chords. This was the thing that created that wind 
& it was all down to Dad. 
Mr. Wilson was an elderly gentleman who taught 
classical guitar from a smart & suburban semi in 
the posher part of Kidderminster. He greeted me 
every week with increasing weariness, knowing 
full well I hadn’t practised the work he set me 
& that my excuse would always be that I’d been writing 
songs instead, which I’d play him before stumbling 
through another hour of painfully slow sight reading.
I tried to learn, but was too impatient,I had too much 
music in my head that had to come out & the last thing 
I wanted to do was bury it under tired renditions of 
‘Oh Susana’ & ‘She’ll be coming round the Mountain’. 
At one point he tried to spark my enthusiasm, waving the 
manuscript for The Rolling Stones ‘Honky Tonk Woman’ – 
not a cool move. We spent an uncomfortable hour in the 
unspoken certainty that our two generations should never 
look for a common ground in the celebration of a night of 
sleazy bar-room debauchery – bless him, he really tried. 
Finally, on the day he announced that I clearly wasn’t suited 
for his style of teaching & that he could no longer take my 
Dad’s money, Mr. Wilson concluded his last lesson by saying, 
“I have something for you”
From a back room, deep with the house he returned holding 
two amazing things. In the one hand he held the most beautiful 
ebony banjo, inlayed with intricate patterns in Mother of Pearl
& in the other hand, a cheap red & white electric guitar.
“Both of these are for sale & they’re both they’re £8 10s, but 
you can only buy one of them, which would you like?”
Even today, as I remember that kind, gentle man standing in the 
doorway of his front room, I recall how beautiful that banjo was 
& what a sensible investment for the future, offering considerable 
financial return in years to come. Without hesitating I said,
“I’d like the electric guitar please”
 
(K)

Thursday 18th July

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GURU 2 – THE DRUMMER:
 
Did we find him through an add in the Cardiff paper?,
I don’t remember, but one night Ross & I knocked on the 
door of a remote stone cottage hidden away off the ffawyddog 
on the hill above Crickhowell. Squeezing past a dismembered 
VW van we’d slipped untouched by the smell of the outside 
privy, seasonally concealed in the chill of winter to be 
greeted by a kindly smiling hairy fellow,
“‘ello Men, Cuppa Tea?”
And so it was two city boys found themselves clutching 
mugs of geological stains, huddled round an open fire
as the drummer skinned up & assessed us through far away eyes.
 
(K)

Wednesday 17th July

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THE SECOND RECORDING STUDIO IN THE WORLD:
 
One day, in the summer term of ’69 the old firm, 
Atty, Mark, Andy M, Willie G & me were given a 
tape recorder in Music class & told to write the
score for a poem. You have to understand, this 
was an extraordinary task to be set in a school 
which was perceived as being no more than a feeder 
for the farms & factories & in no way ever 
misconstrued as being progressive in it’s teaching 
practises. Here, however, on this one day, we 
encountered a glitch, a doorway into a parallel 
universe & we ran through it beaming. 
“We’ll need a recording studio, somewhere quiet!”
“How about the chair cupboard in Assembly?”
So, on a hot summer day, we emptied hundreds of 
chairs out of the cupboard & set about 
scoring our poem.
 
(K)

Tuesday 16th July

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CHANHASSEN:

One night in the Spring of 1990, I lay awake in my
room, a box decorated in chins, fly screen windows,
windows open, airless, listening to the approach of
another storm. Every week they tested the tornado sirens
on the edge of town, prairie country,the state of 10,000 lakes
on the banks of the Mississippi.
We were billeted in a one street town with a dinner theatre,
a bar, a parade of local shops, a half built hotel &
a drive-in bank. Every morning the cops would call in for coffee
& donuts rest up talking to the owner, monitoring their radios.
“Thunderheads are coming in” he said, looking like Kenny Rogers
as I slipped back to the chins room after breakfast.
That night, as I lay awake in my room, listening to the
approach of another storm I reached for my note book & wrote,
‘Thunder, Thunder, Lightning ahead’

(K)

Monday 15th July

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VODKA GURU & THE SQUIRREL::

Whilst, in ’78, punk was still havin’ it, the guru had 
up-scaled through the sale of unfashionable records to
the large country pile, with oak filled parkland that we 
now found him residing in on the Welsh boarder. 
Offa’s Dyke formed part of his grounds & we laughed out loud  
turning up the long curving drive that lead up to the big house,
having never known someone so rich who would answer the phone 
to us.
“That god-awful Punk has put music back twenty years!”
He moaned, drinking Vodka from a cut glass goblet & taking 
pot-shots at the squirrels in his oaks as we pulled up 
in Ross’s old Hillman Avenger & parked in the the courtyard 
next to the stables.
The Guru was in today (or was he out?).

(K)

Sunday 14th July

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RESONATOR:

The Black guitar lived next to my bed, in the communal
family bedroom, resting it’s head against the wardrobe
that gave me nightmares & divided me from Mom & Dad.
Every morning as I slide out of bed the floorboards
would give a little, making the black guitar rub against
the wardrobe, acting like the body of a giant double
bass, the guitar strings gently resonating like an Aeolian
harp. Downstairs The music of Kitchen preparations would
be coming up the stairs underscored by BBC disc Jockeys,
but the sound of the gently resonating guitar was my
morning music.

(K)

Saturday 13th July

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BLACK GUITAR:

Four my seventh birthday I was given a Black Guitar,
a gift from a mate of dad’s who was in a band. It was
something of a revelation, as , Until this point, it hadn’t
occurred to me that people this side of the tele could be
in bands.

(K)

Friday 12th July

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OLD FRED:

Old Fred lived with his dog on a farm alongside the
railway tracks, deep in the forest. He traveled in &
out along dirt tracks that lead to the back of the
council estate that overlooked the West side of town.
This was the 60’s, dynamic modern times, Pop art,
the Beatles, Mini Skirts, Mini-Mokes, the Prisoner,
Swinging London. Fred’s mode of transport was a horse
& cart, affording him the luxury of being able to fall
asleep at the wheel & arrive without incident – a dyed
in the wool outsider.
As kids we would pile onto the back of Jackie Bishop’s
trailer (Jackie had the farm in the forest clearing,
I loved listening to the sound of his generator late at
night & watch his house lights flicker through the trees)
he would pull us by tractor down to Fred’s, delivering
supplies in exchange for Cornflake tokens,
“Presents for the children”. As I remember his house,
how dark it was even in summer, I recall there being no
light switches, no electricity, not even a diesel generator
chugging away in the yard, every room light by a single oil
lamp hung from the rafters, his brown felt hat pulled down
around his ears like an upturned flowerpot even indoors.
he looked ancient, held together by bailing twine & heavy
tweed. I found a photograph of him, a cutting from the local
newspaper, in it he looks exactly as I remember him & no older
than forty.

(K)

Thursday 11th July

ImageA FEW THANK YOU’S:

Stepped out into a floodlit alley from a brutal room,
exposed pipe & duct, the heat of attentive eyes on
seated bodies, come to watch The Outer Edges.
What’s seen from the front never tells the story of
life behind the curtain, it’s the tip of an iceberg,
a life beyond the lime light. There are people who don’t
get praised, Whose faces no one notices or sees, loaders
of trucks who haul equipment out in the alley when everyone
has left, riggers, technicians, enablers, greasers of wheels
without whom there would be no show.
At best the night’s entertainment would be a pale shadow
So
to all the Outer Edges crew who worked for weeks to pull
it off, to the Film Festival team who’ve put years into
building the success they rightfully deserve, my sincerest
thanks – you gave us a platform to do our thing.
Thanks
to friends who brought enthusiasm, light & energy to a hot,
dark & airless night.
And
to my two dear companions Leo Abrahams & Peter Chilvers who
always play so beautifully – it is a privilege
to perform with you both & long may we run.

(K)