PASSING THE HAT:

The waiter had an attitude,
But nothing on the desert menu worth ordering,
The clientele sang along with the entertainer,
As young men in feathered hats danced out of time

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ILLUSIONIST OR MAGICIAN?:

Here comes the driver with a wooden head,
Into the tunnel beneath the mountain,
When he comes out that will be our sign

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THINGS CLOSE UP LOOK FAR AWAY:

It’s an optical illusion,
How do you make that happen?

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I LOVE YOUR PHOTOGRAPHS:

Such flattering light,
Makes everything look fantastic,
And I don’t use the word lightly

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HAVE YOU COME FAR?:

Do you like the weather here?
Can you stand up without falling down?

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THE NATURAL:

Big dogs,
Small dogs
Hairy dogs,
Dogs smooth as silk,
Dogs like fish born to swim in snow,
All of them happy,
A mountain knows how to treat a dog

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SNOW ON THE MOUNTAIN:

Up on top,
People in big boots and shades,
Smoke cigarettes,
Drink beer,
Eat heavy food

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SHE HAD A WEIRD WAY OF WALKING HER DOGS:

Holding their front paws in the air

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DRUNKS IN LOVE FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY:

The old ones,
When they were young,
Wouldn’t have been caught dead dancing to this stuff

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DANCING TO THE MUSIC OF LOUNGE PIANO PLAYERS:

Moving discretely,
From hotel to hotel,
Giving everybody what they need

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