THE OLD MARRIED COUPLE:

I’m driving up to Manchester in the rain,
Am I mad?
Don’t let me aquaplane!
Spare me from the tail-gater!

(K)

LOVERS:

Hold my hand,
Walk with me,
Don’t keep leaving,
Life and deadlines,
I pull my skin in,
You can’t touch me,
A number that I used to be,
Hold my hand,
Walk with me

(K)

HOWLING:

And finally,
And in summing up,
Before I go…

(K)

WHEN I WANTED MORE:

Do you have any plans to come back?
Tell us a bit about what we can expect
Will there be some surprises?
What will they be?

(K)

LUXURY CRUISE SHIP:

Where do you get your energy?

(K)

BEHIND BARS:

What do you think about what’s going on?
What do you think people should do?
What are you doing about it?

(K)

THE MARKS YOU LEAVE:

Is there anything I’ve forgotten to ask?
Is there anything you’d like to say?
Do you have a message for everyone waiting?

(K)

A MEETING OF MINDS:

Can you start by telling us your name?
Where are you today?
What did you eat for breakfast?
What do you do to keep fit?
What do you know that nobody else knows?
What’s your biggest secret?

(K)

FLANAGAN AND ALLEN:

What’s the best thing you’ve ever done?
Where’s the best place you’ve ever been?
What’s the best thing you’ve ever seen?
What was the best day of your life?
Who’s the best person you know?
What’s your favourite record?
Pick a number from 1 – 10

(K)

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY:

Sitting in the corner,
The comedy unfolds,
Family,
You couldn’t write it if you tried

(K)