Tuesday 26th June

IT’S IN THE BAG:

Too many meetings,
Not enough making,
Too much teeth,
Not enough tongue,
Speed walking,
Grinning,
Hot one in the fist,
Fresh innuendos,
How’s your weekend?

(K)

 

Monday 25th June

SCORED LEAF:

Hands make the sign of quacking ducks,
Formal letters of complaint exchanged,
Organise your sentences,
Watch the time,
I don’t know where it goes,
But it does,
Then it comes back,
Covered in roses

(K)

Sunday 24th June

GO LEFT GO RIGHT:

I found a hat,
But you wont wear it,
There’s something about it gives you the creeps,
What time does your shift start Mr Kitten?
What a shame we’ve got no cake,
My Black tea Queen

(K)

Tuesday 19th June

IT’S IN THE POST:

I’m here,
And I’m waiting,
But no one’s turned up,

I’m alone,
Sending messages,
Making calls,
But nobody answers,

Thank you,
Have a nice day,
I can’t afford you,
No sense of humour

(K)