LUX:

It was acquired under strange circumstances,
Look at it!
Can’t be moved for the rubbish around it,
But it’s a nice one,
Right colour,
Right model,
If you leave it for the next five years it’ll be worth a mint,

It was in the garage of a house for sale,
The bloke said,
“Oh and there’s a car that comes with it!”
Four flat tyres,
Brakes seized,
Dragged it out,
Plugged it it,
Turned it over three times & it started!
Hadn’t been driven for fifteen years & it started!
What do you think of that?

It’s like a mobile phone,
It’s like everything,
I got one in red,
People keep asking,
“Do you know how much it’s worth?”

(K)