So Bob, firstly thanks for laying off the bells last night.
I got the best sleep in days without a single tinkle.
However, when I woke you seemed to take this as a signal
to kick off again, which frankly wasn’t what we agreed
& though I turned 5 Live up loud they kept breaking through.
Ding-sodding-Dong the whole morning – I got neck ache now.
Perhaps you could take the rest of the week off?