WHERE’S THE HONEY?:
System 1:
Rise at 0600-0630
Shower
Shave
Dress
Drive to a cafe
Order Porridge & Honey
Black tea
No milk
Observe & write for 40-50 mins
System 2:
Rise at 0600-0630
Shower
Shave
Dress
Move to kitchen
Set up lap top
Prepare porridge
Boil kettle
Make black tea (Lady Grey) in a bone china mug
Decant porridge into bone china bowl
Add small amount of honey from tiny pots collected from cafes
Settle down for 40-50 minsย to type notes gathered in cafes
Yesterday:
System 2
All is well
Today:
System 2
I reach for the honey
But the cupboard is bare!
Where’s the honey?!!!
Porridge goes cold as I hunt for honey
System collapses
Shock ensues
Phonecalls are made
Texts sent
No response
No one knows where the honey went
Take lap top to a quiet room
Gather composure
Regain perspective
Resort to using Golden Syrup
(K)
System 2
Sweet
Bee
Revenge*
๐…detach from the honey, embrace the syrup…especially nice on weetabix ๐
I’m here!
Can you hear me, dear?
๐
Where’s your Sheffield honey?
Golden syrup’s where it’s at, gives porridge a golden hug.