AT MORNING ABLUTIONS:

I’m writing to you,
From a hotel room,
I’ve been before,
Once,
Weird,
Only once,
I’ve been coming here for years,

Telephone calls,
Late at night,
A familiar voice,
“You wouldn’t believe what happened last night.
When I got back home I’d just missed a full on rave in the kitchen.
That lot we seen on the street,
The girls in hotpants & heels,
The boys in shirts & cameras.
They were filming LOVE ISLAND in my kitchen!”

I mean,
You got to respect weirdness like that,

Visiting The Homeless Library

(K)