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Squeaky toy in the moment,
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BEFORE THEY WENT 1-0 DOWN: 

They were knockin’ the ball about lovely,
He hasn’t married her yet,
So she’s still laughing,
Eating things on sticks,
With delicate fingers,
In the most exotic restaurant in town

TATTOO STUDIO:

Fully licensed & insured,
Where a lone fluorescent clown,
In a top hat on stilts,
Tickles the heads of children with a feather duster,
Makes them laugh,
In the arms of mothers,
Shopping for distraction

BURGERS FOR LUNCH AGAIN:

Hole in the wall,
Piss on the floor,
Exposed cracks of arses

DO YOU WANT CHIPS WITH THAT?:

 “Noodles is the mess”
A mother explains,
“And then all the stuff comes on top,
You know what I mean?
It’s different”

YOU CAN’T SAY THAT!:

You can’t say that,
Your can’t say that word,
I don’t like that word,
You got it form school,
I never meant to swear!
Frustration,
Doggy-bag to go

MUSHROOM:

You & me in the ocean,
You can have my portion,
Do you want me to feed ya?
Tasty,
Touches your delicate lips,
On,
And on,
And on

(K)