MY FRIEND THE SAUSAGE:
Young men still wear beards around here,
I tried that once,
It made me itch,
I fiddled with my face for years
(K)
Tuesday 1st June
Karl Hyde
MY FRIEND THE SAUSAGE:
Young men still wear beards around here,
I tried that once,
It made me itch,
I fiddled with my face for years
(K)
Karl Hyde 
I tried growing one and just ended up with jumper wrecking bristles 😀